Meet the Pervs

Jeanne aka Einfach Mich has been writing in the fandom for over a year. She
is the resident Pack Perv™ and has a special place in her heart for the
bitch of the pack, Leah Clearwater. Jeanne is never afraid to speak her
mind, and tell you like it is, no matter how unpleasant. She is also the
self proclaimed root of all evil. Her preference for non-canon pairings
(Ed/Leah) is well known, but she also has a soft spot for slash (Ed/Jacob)
and femslash (Bella/Rose).


Teal aka SweetDulcinea/SweetDulci is delighted to join the ranks of the Perv Pack because, well, she's a total h00r. Teal is fairly certain that she's written more pairings than anyone else in the fandom thanks to her wide array of stories, one-shots, and drabbles. She'll do anything for a Klondike bar, and the same goes for some good PBJ. That's Peter/Bella/Jasper, pervlings. Actually, any combination of those three characters gets her motor runnin'. While Teal adores her non-canon pairings, she still appreciates canon, especially fluff. Expect to see her pushing slash, femmeslash, and poly stories whenever possible and "Going Deep" with her wifey Chele.


Gretchen (aka Mouse or gkkstitch) has been involved in a variety of fandoms since 1989. She's written two full-length canon-future fic stories for "Twilight" that explore Bella & Edward's marriage, and their relationships with family, friends and the vampire world at large. She may prefer canon, but anything with a strong and healthy Edward-Bella relationship will easily win her over (smut helps). She's not a wussperv and can handle a surprising amount of heartfail as long as there's a happy resolution at the end. After getting burned by the Sookie Stackhouse stories, she refused to read "Twilight" until she could read the last pages of "Breaking Dawn" and see that Edward and Bella were happy together. You'll usually find her doing beta work for LolaShoes, but lately she's ventured off on some "Hunger Games" fiction as well. Check out her FanFiction profile or writer's blog for more insights into what she's up to. She responds with enthusiasm to Coke, warm chocolate chip cookies, Starbucks and both dry and wet humping. She's often found in the twittersphere chasing BoobooKitty's Tail and getting her ass pinched by Kimpy.


Jess, aka Jessypt, is thrilled to be part of the Pack. She has only recently realized how pervy she really is... so, somehow this seems fitting. She's an avid reader of pretty much anything but is an Edward-Bella, HEA girl to the core. Despite the fact she's a proud member of Team Wussperv, Jess loves angsty fics. Heartclench - bring it. She is an UST junkie; she loves the slow burn, the crackling tension between two characters as they navigate the new and sometimes forbidden aspects of a relationship. Seriously, UST over lemons any day.

Jess loves cooking and baking, is in love with all things cupcakes and buttercream, and is proud to bring you the COCKtails and Other Culinary Delights feature. She also has a soft spot for pretty lingerie, especially things that are pretty, pink or black, and feminine.


Jennifer, aka mycrookedsmile, fell down the twific rabbit hole about a year and a half ago.
The same friend who first hooked her on the saga sent her a link to an Isle Esme fic, and
she hasn’t stopped reading since then.

Although she thought she was going to be sick the first time she read a Jasper/Bella fic,
Jennifer eventually discovered the joy of non-canon pairings. She’ll give pretty much any
pairing a try and is enjoying letting her inner twelve year old boy get his perv on. She loves
boy on boy loving, Leah/Edward, vamp/wolf, and pretty much any combination that's possible
in the twiverse.



Emmy (aka Pippapear on ffnet & ememmyem on twitter) is the token Brit of the Perv Pack - she has been perving in the Twi & HP's fandom's for a few years now. THE sappiest pussy of the bunch, Emmy co-coined WussPerv© and is a WussPerv©through and through (except for Slash - double standards ftw). Emmy is still looking for her own Happy-Ever-After.

Busty and Curly-Wurly Emmy can be found reading slutty, fluffy ff; snogging or shagging; drinking champagne or cocktails; shopping for lingerie; finding new hot foreign boys for your perving pleasure; dancing to eclectic filthy beats and cheering on her favourite authors and fellow pervs past and present. She's a lover not a writer. Tell her if she should be reading your fic (happy-endings only!).


Kimpy (AKA the Naughty Nurse) is the granny of the pack. Above all else, she values promoting healthy sexuality, which means owning that we are, by nature, sexual beings, and we should all enjoy sex as much as is humanly possible. She's an equal opportunity h00r, loving slash, poly, BDSM, and plain old vanilla sex, as long as it is consensual, legal, and safe. While she does enjoy reading a variety of stories, her kryptonite will always be Edward, in just about any way, shape or form, and wants him paired with Bella, unless he happens to be gay. When that happens, the sky's the limit. She also prefers canon pairings in hetero fics, and she is 99.9% a vampiregirl (until Alex Meraz shows up--he's the 0.1%. RAWR). The one thing she must have in any story? HEA, bb--she's a proud member of Team WussPerv. She can handle just about any amount of angst if she knows it will end well. You can frequently find her in a corner, rocking back and forth, chanting "HEA, HEA, HEA," especially after she betas one of Einfach_mich's chapters. She absolutely loves to write, and you can find her nonsense on her FF.net page.

Booboo Kitty (aka Miss Kitty) loves all things sparkly and pink! She’s a serial hugger that’s sunshine and rainbows, loves LOL cat speak and all things HEA. You can generally find her trolling around Twitter snubbling with The Mouse, drooling on Kimpy and motor boating Jeanne’s lovely boobs. She’s been in the fandom since Jan ’09 and loves to write fluffy smut! VIVA LA SMUT!!!!


Chele (aka Chele681) is a naughty administrath00r who has a passion for fanfic, and an obsession with
smut for the sake of character development. She will read just about
anything and has very few hard limits when it comes to fiction, but is very
picky about what she will recommend to others. She loves reading strong female characters,
and is part of the Twi-Girl Revolution.

It goes without saying that she is a proud member of Team Anything Goes and will be partnering
with Teal to "Go Deep" into some of the naughtier fic trends around so you'll
know all about them and where you can find them.


TFX (AKA Trin/NaughtySparkle) has an all encompassing love (obsession) for everything nerdy and truly believes the world looks better through a pair of horn rim glasses. She is very excited to be part of the pack and can't wait to bring y'all the Talk Nerdy To Me feature. Any story or one shot she has ever written by herself or as part of a group is almost guaranteed to have some geekiness in it. She is a WussPerv through and through. When it comes to fic she is mostly AH E/B and there ALWAYS has to be a HEA! She also loves baking and would cut someone if they tried to use her Kitchenaid stand mixer. Argyle, cardigans and music are just a few of the other things she adores.